Random ramblings.

I've become a sort of germ freak. I blame it on Howie Mandel. After all, if Howie can't shake people's hands, then why should I? I've started giving the Howie "fist" hello, and people are giving me strange looks, as if I'm nuts. Bloody wankers. Go spread your germs to some other unsuspecting fool. My office is an open concept, which for a virus is the equivalent of open season on humans. People coughing, sneezing and generally showering the surrounding area with malevolent microbes intent on destruction. OK, so this is mostly in jest, but it does cross my mind here and there. Anyone know where I can rent a bubble?

There's a new girl at work. She got the job because she's the friend of a big hitter. And because she has attitude. I generally don't dislike people upon first sight, but for her I make an exception. She is a drama queen. She has quickly become the butt of office jokes because she just has to be the centre of attention, like the annoying keener girl in high school who constantly and desperately raises her hand to answer even the most simplest of questions, like "what day is it class?". She says random things during work hours like "my boyfriend's an idiot but the sex is unbelievable!", which gets eyeballs rolling and maintains her goal of being the most talked about person in the office. She'll then wink and nod and exclaim "what? It really is unbelievable!" The most annoying part of all is that she does it with a huge smile on her face! She's attractive enough for you to forgive her the first few times. That grace period ended about 4 hrs into her first day. Clueless!

I really wasn't angry at all before writing this post! And I thought writing was supposed to be cathartic! That's it, I'm done!

CHEERS!