Welcome

My name is the Edge, and this is my story.
OK, so my name is not the Edge. Sue me.

This Blog promises nothing less than the following:

Redemption from a life too ordinary.
Emancipation from mental slavery.
Revelation (in temptation).

If you are not satisfied that all these conditions have been met, please call customer service for a full refund. 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

This is a test, I repeat this is a test.