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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Darwin's Dogs


As I was walking the little animal (dog) today, I thought about a question that I realize has occupied my consciousness on more than one occasion: how would Darwin explain the evolution of modern day pets, particularly dogs? Darwin used terms like natural selection to explain his theory, which basically says that nature "selects" organisms better suited to surviving their local conditions. Or more comprehensively, if you have variation, differential reproduction (this is key), and heredity, you will have evolution by natural selection as an outcome. And back to simply this: nature picks out the traits that increase the chance of survival and releases the ones that do not.

So how did dogs survive, and what is their purpose for existing in our ecosystem? Now I'm not about to write a boring post about evolutionary biology (too late?), but it's an interesting question because my little dog has no survival instincts whatsoever. It's not fast enough to catch any prey or outrun its predators, or strong enough to kill anything bigger than a pigeon. It does, however, raise its leg once in a while and squirt urine in a remarkably straight line. This, however, does not count as a particularly effective survival tactic. OK, so I'm being a little facetious - the urine marks their territory, which I suppose is a warning to territorial rivals, and also allows them to remember where they have been (a lá Hansel and Gretel and their ingenious use of pebbles...). Point of fact, without humans my little dog would not survive. So how did dogs survive until humans "figured out" that they might be cute little animals to have around the house?

OK, it's late. I might start up this issue again in a little while. Then again, maybe not. Am I the only one who thinks about this?

cheers.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll find most of the answers you'll ever need on a little secret site I know: www.google.com try it out...

You may also not be familiar with the words: tame & domesticate. Both verbs, and should be helpful to you in solving this conundrum.

Please let us, your eager fans, know how you're doing on this one!

6:09 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm that was posted at 6:09am. The bitterness and sarcasm could only have come from a man forced to wake in the wee hours of the morning.

I know only one man who is forced to wake at such an unG-dly hour. Poor fellow.

Of course the saying I just used seems a bit ridiculous now that I think about it. Would G-d not be awake at all hours of the day?

9:33 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's also not forget the concept of time-zones, folks. 6:09am aint's necessarily EST.

And yeah, maybe you should start feeding your little creature raw meat, as nature intended, instead of that Purina crap that's SO good for 'its' teeth... which by the way have become teeth precisely because of the Purina crap, instead of remaining the jagged, wicked, jaws of death, as nature had intended. But, alas, you will not follow my instruction, but instead throw this cute little creature yet another dog biscuit, and hope that it learns another stupid trick.

10:57 AM

 
Blogger Levs said...

Anonymous #1 = ziggie.
Anonymous #2 = Jet?
Anonymous #3 = Uncle Vova.

Am I right or am I right?

3:23 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong on #2 my friend. Please try again!!!

12:03 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and I forgot to add I am quite insulted by that guess Marto. See you all Sat. After this week I will need a few stiff drinks.

12:05 AM

 
Blogger Levs said...

It must be SAJ. Must be. I apologize for the mistake. I will make up for it with these 5 beautiful words : First round is on me!

1:08 AM

 
Blogger U2Fan79 - aka Ellie Miron said...

Marthalamue...When I comment on yer blog - you're gonna know it. Interesting thought process - e'er think that dogs have merely survived b/c Gd or some supreme being/deity/corporation said so?

Darwin was a rabid fool who clearly didn't have a dog as a pet. or maybe he did and hence left them out of the equation. In either case...um...woof?

ya, i got nuthin'.

peace out!

EM

1:14 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well played Marto (pretty sure that was a dead give away).

Those are five beautiful words. Of course the next five rounds will be on me. Unless of course you get knocked out at the predrink again.

12:29 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well done on the other 2 guesses kiddo... pretty, pretty good.

9:07 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to weigh in on this dog evolution conundrum. I postulate that it was the savage dogs (the dingo, wild prairie dog and the like) that survived nature's wrath until humans arrived on the scene. At that time, humans began domesticating these "vicious" beasts to assist with their agrarian lifestyle. Over time, under the protection of humans, dogs evolved cuteness factors such as "waggly tails". These so called cuteness factors were the very mutations that Darwin was referring to; the "waggly tail" allowed the dogs to move from the barnyard to the living room couch, ensuring their further survival. Jaxi's inability to fend for herself (mutations from the packs of dogs living like scavengers and hunters in the wild) has lent herself to being so cute and warranting our love and protection, thereby securing her (and her theoretical offspring's) future.

2:23 AM

 

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