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No blog today. Sorry to disappoint. I have an interview to prepare for. Shady job, but baby's got to eat ya know? However, I've finally thought of a great blog topic. It'll razzle, it'll dazzle. It'll be both cool and hot and sick and sweet. It'll be something you hide from your girlfriends, for should they read a word of it, they'll want the Marto right then and there. On the fucking spot. Down and dirty. G-d bless Marto.

Somebody's buying me drinks this weekend. I have a sinking suspicion it might just be you.

Arrivederci.