Tidbits

- It's funny what a bit of encouragement from the right person can do. I've been hating the gym recently, bored out of my mind, no motivation whatsoever, going through the motions. Friday night a girl puts her arm around me, then grabs my bicep and says " Look at these muscles. I had no idea you worked out... ". The next morning I'm in the gym lifting weights like a madman. King Kong ain't got shit on me! As I said, a little motivation goes a long way.

- Saturday night I'm standing in the club district downtown waiting for some friends in a parking lot when a cop cruiser drives by. I watch it pass me, then break...then back up. It reverses until it reaches me, and the cop rolls down his window. With an earnest look he says:
"Hey, you look a lot like George Costanza!"
"George Costanza??" I respond, a little bewildered at what is happening, and a little annoyed at the comparison.
"Yeah, you look a lot like George Costanza!"
"Really...well he's my uncle", I respond quite sarcastically.
To his partner besides him in the car: "Guy looks like George Costanza". Then drives off.
City's finest indeed.