Breaking the seal.

OK, so you know that feeling. When you've drunk too much water or too much beer or tea or coffee, and you have to get to the bathroom. You're making a mad dash, and every second you wait it feels more likely that the urine will just burst out of any available opening. You start shaking in anticipation as you're unbuttoning your pants, and you're not sure you can hold it any longer. Then there's the moment of release. A mixture of such relief and satisfaction that it is on another level entirely. We've all had those moments. Now if only I could capture the combined effects of say ten of those moments and bottle them and sell them. I'd be a billionaire. Forget Viagra and Prozac, and say hello to the drug of the next millennium...I call it Releasa. See your doctor for details.

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