David vs. Goliath
It was with great surprise to learn that my good name has been slandered on another blog, and it is with deep regret that I am forced to respond in kind.
Jetboy, your post was, as usual, riddled with blatant inaccuracies and thoughtless rhetoric, and though you might have figured these lies to go unnoticed (based on traffic to your blog), today you will be held accountable (a word you might not be totally familiar with). Your blog points to your domination at a game called Scene-It, which is based on movie trivia. While I must admit your knowledge of useless movie facts is impressive, we aren't even in the same class. Think Fiat and Mercedes. I will let the facts speak for themselves, since your "preciously and precariously intact" memory is as dependable as a sieve.
Game 1: Marto winner.
Game 2: Mart0 winner.
Game 3: Marto + Mad Russian winner against Jetboy + Jojo.
Though in Game 3 you had the lead for the majority of the play, the end result was one that you so often face - you lost. In fact, you're batting 0%. Now, you played a good game. That answer about Sally Field's TV sitcoms was both inspired and deranged. But the difference between playing a good game and winning the game is about as large as your T-shirt size. Oh snap! Anyone who, with a winning percentage of 0%, proclaims their domination is either delusional or completely delusional. I'm going with the latter.
In the game of Scene-It, as in a war of words, you are quite simply outmatched. Admit you are second best; you will sleep better for it.
Kind regards.
3 Comments:
Oh wow... I did read both of your posts, and in the war of words, I do declare this one a winner.
I think this calls for a dance-off!!! One game, 1-on-1, to settle this argument once and for all.
10:43 AM
Them's be fighting words!!!
I cannot imagine how Jetboy could possibly respond to such an obvious tongue lashing.
It is hard to argue with facts my friends. 0% is not a solid winning percentage at all.
Jet, I recommend lots of whiskey and vodka mixed with some advil to wash away the hurting, while you lick your wounds like a scolded cat in the corner.
SAJ
6:02 PM
Hahaha. Well done lad, well done!
6:19 PM
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