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Monday, March 13, 2006

special guest blogger

yo call me Xboy, I got into contact with martymarto (or is it just marto now?) through this blog (which i came across randomly) and he decided to let me take control of the mike for one entry. i had read a couple of the comments and thought i'd like to join the community. i have only made one comment so far, but that was to a blog entry that i thought was below par. the responses i received after that made me even more sure that you people were interesting. so that's how i got here... so here goes. a bit about me first.

i am 30 years old. i am retired. comfortably. some people call me a techie, but that describes how i made my money, not who i am as a person. some people like the term "geek", but i don't. it's derogatory no matter how you spin it. my company was bought by yahoo! back in 2001 for an obscene amount of money...i didn't have a clue my small business was worth that much until, after seeing my friends in the business get insanely wealthy, i decided to take advantage of what people later called the internet bubble. so now i live life to the fullest. and i really mean it. before i sold out i had never travelled anywhere outside the States. my family grew up poor and we could never afford it. we once drove 28hrs straight to Florida, where we stayed in a days inn and went to disney world for 2 days. my brother and i had the greatest time of our lives, and even though it took my dad a month to pay if off, he still considers it one of the best investments he's ever made. that's because it opened our eyes to possibilities. possibilities outside of average lives lived by average people with average dreams. like you possibly. though i doubt it from reading the comments you leave.

so now i travel for 8 months of the year. every so often i fly my family in to join me, though they all have very full lives of their own. right now i am in the south of france, which i often make my base when i am in europe. it used to feel weird saying that, but it doesn't anymore. i don't really fit in here. i am neither european, nor suave, nor old money. in fact i am quite the opposite. but that's ok, i have never really fit in anywhere. my friends are bellboys and doormen, and yacht captains and hotel managers. i travel first class, because i can. it gets boring after a while.

anyhow i wanted to write more but that's enough for now. p.s. marto, i think i found your muse. she is sitting next to me on the beach, in a white string bikini. her skin is dark, her eyes are bright green, and she talks with a hint of an italian accent. can't be older than 24. also, if you'd like me to email you another blog entry let me know. i will be checking back regularly.
for now i will attempt to hit on this lovely girl. wish me luck. in case you're wondering, yes, having money helps.
ciao.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...martymarto...what are you up to.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was this Marti's muse, a real person, or Marto's dream life speaking from within?

Certainly there would be a different response based on any of these scenarios.

Regardless a very interesting post. Its nice to meet you mystery man.

12:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not impressed.

Not offense Xboy.

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Blogger Levs said...

X - enjoyable post. I thought it would be a bit more "titillating" than it ended up, but your life is interesting enough I think. To the first commenter: you should become an english literary history teacher, with a focus on conspiracy theories.

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Blogger Levs said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen_name

p.s. zigzag, you're not very original.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plagiarism of the highest order!!! And caught so quickly and easily.

Zigzag I am disappointed. Not even Jetboy would stoop so low.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

you people are pretty cynical. martymarto said you wouldn't believe me. sometimes it's easier to believe the less controversial alternative. but i didn't take the easier path to life and neither should you. for that which comes easy isn't always worth having. to the commenter who welcomed me, thank you.

12:24 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem mystery man.

I suppose we are all quite cynical. Or maybe we just know how cunning Marty can be.

In any case you should be happy that you finally drummed up some discussion on this board. Not since the valentines day post have we had this much action.

SAJ

PS I know I should be signing off more often, but I quite like the anonymity. Not to mention it is fun to see whether Marti can figure out which are my posts and which are not.

1:55 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Between you, me and everyone who reads the blog... Let's just say that Marti's skills at determining who posts which comments needs improvement

SAJ, you also bring up an interesting point, "Not since the valentines day post have we had this much action". I think this points to the theory that no one says anything when you're doing something right, but when you're doing something wrong people will let you know...

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Blogger U2Fan79 - aka Ellie Miron said...

Allow myself to introduce...myself. So I read the blog by Xboy a few days back, now I re-read it, along with the flurry of commentary left by you anonymousians...and so I've decided to throw in my 4 cents (inflation m'boys, inflation)!

Firstly, whether or not Mr. Xboy is real - doesn't matter. That Marty has chosen to become the Johnny Carson of Bloggers, by "inviting special guest bloggers" is interesting. I'm not too sure I like the concept, but then again its not my blog.

Secondly, to the brave soul who I think gave me a back-handed comment of praise - I would not, indeed "stoop" to a level of plagiarism of any sort, but if I did, I wouldn't be so dumb as to get caught - and, for the record, I haven't.

I invite this mystery blogger to write me, whether its with a life story or story of life - and should I revel in your literary prowess, I too shall publish thy work on my own blog - which, by the by, I encourage you all to read and to comment on, as I'm sure you'll find it to be a better bevy of entertainment than the occasional ramblings of madman like mart-o.

This is written with much love and admiration, but as always with a hint of falsehood...err, truth.

To Mr.Xboy - visit my blog, leave a comment with an email address, and I'll get in contact with you, should you desire to publish on a more respectable and more oft-viewed blogspace.

As always gentlemen, I shall take my leave of thee, I look forward to seeing you all, both in person and in cyber-space.

EM

3:59 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Backhanded compliment....Jetboy come on that can really only be one person. I though you would have at least taken a stab...

As for your "superior" blog, to be honest I rarely find myself very enthused by your ramblings. They are usually well written and thought out, but usually not on subjects I have any interest in either reading about or reading your personal views on.

As you say Jetboy, this is all said with the utmost respect and love. What can I say I like pushing your buttons and getting a rise.

SAJ

Ok so clearly I am spending too much time posting on this blog. What can I say its finally been a slow work week.

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