It's amazing...

the inane things you discuss with co-workers. Forced to be around people you hardly know makes for odd conversations. A running joke that often brings a co-worker and I much hilarity revolves around the bagel lady's propensity for putting gallons of condiments on our bagels. "Jesus, she put a gallon of peanut butter on, then asked me if I wanted more?! The crazy bitch!" We spend a great deal of time discussing the perfect female ass, and act as though each girl walking by is in our own private beauty pageant. Work conditions are a daily goldmine for conversation starters. The "Lack of sleep" convo is an audience favourite. What snacks you've brought to work is also a good one - it's almost like nursery school...without the nap time.